The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), under Elon Musk’s leadership, has unearthed a jaw-dropping scandal: $312 million in Small Business Administration (SBA) loans were handed out to children aged 11 and younger during the COVID-19 pandemic. This bombshell, reported by Fox News and announced via DOGE’s official X post, shines a spotlight on the rampant fraud and incompetence plaguing federal agencies. As President Trump’s vision to slash waste takes hold, DOGE’s findings prove his leadership is America’s last line of defense against a bloated bureaucracy gone rogue.
DOGE Drops the Hammer on Fraudulent Loans
Late Saturday, DOGE revealed that the SBA disbursed 5,593 loans totaling $312 million to borrowers whose sole listed owner was 11 or younger in 2020 and 2021. Every single loan used a Social Security number with a mismatched name, pointing to widespread fraud. The agency also flagged 3,095 loans worth $333 million given to borrowers over 115, including a 157-year-old who scored $36,000.
“In 2020-2021, SBA granted 5,593 loans for $312M to borrowers whose only listed owner was 11 years old or younger at the time of the loan. While it is possible to have business arrangements where this is legal, that is highly unlikely for these 5,593 loans, as they all also used an SSN with the incorrect name.” — @DOGEofficial, 23:10 2025-03-08 EST
DOGE and the SBA are now scrambling to address this mess, with Musk’s team vowing swift action.
Trump’s Crusade Against Government Waste
President Trump has long warned of government excess, and DOGE’s discoveries validate his fight. In his Tuesday address to Congress, he slammed the Social Security database for listing millions over 100, including one allegedly 360 years old. “I know some people who are rather elderly but not quite that elderly,” Trump quipped, exposing the absurdity of unchecked records.
His appointment of Musk to helm DOGE is paying off. The agency axed 162 nonessential contracts, saving $90 million, including a $10.3 million Department of Agriculture deal meant to “identify unnecessary contracts”—the irony isn’t lost on patriots.
Bureaucracy’s Dirty Secret Laid Bare
How do loans end up in the hands of kids and centenarians? The answer lies in a bureaucracy so swollen it can’t tell a toddler from a taxpayer. This isn’t mere oversight—it’s a symptom of a system designed to waste money and dodge accountability. Trump’s “drain the swamp” pledge targets this exact chaos, and DOGE’s work is the tip of the spear.
The deep state thrives on such inefficiencies, siphoning funds while patriots foot the bill. Musk and Trump are dismantling it, one fraudulent loan at a time.
Musk and Trump: America’s Efficiency Dream Team
Musk met with House Republicans Wednesday, plotting to slash up to $1 trillion in waste. “The executive DOGE team is confident, they think they can get $1 trillion,” a lawmaker told Fox News. Musk’s private-sector grit, paired with Trump’s bold vision, is a patriot’s dream—proof that real leadership can tame Washington’s spending beast.
Their partnership signals a new era: government by results, not red tape. America’s comeback starts here.
Keep the Fight Alive
Trump and Musk are exposing the rot, but the battle’s just begun. Stay informed and engaged—follow Golden Age Patriots on X and Facebook to track this war on waste and reclaim America from bureaucratic tyranny.
